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| User: | dirtymouth (956366)
Honk if You Think I'm Jesus.
I Don't Hear Any Honking!
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| Name: | Jesus, Jr. |
| Location: | United States |
| E-mail: | drrtymouth@yahoo.com
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| dirtymouth | @ | livejournal.com (Jabber) |
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| Bio: | I like tattoos and monkeys. Most of my fineries are black, but not for any particular reason. I am a very, very bad driver...Very bad. I'm silly. I play the piano - not as well as I used to, but I am under the false impression that I can work up to my former glory any time I wish. And by "glory," I mean "mediocrity."
Whoever, after due and proper warning, shall be heard to utter the abominable word 'uie,' which has no linguistic or other warrant, shall be deemed guilty of a High Misdemeanor. So says I.
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| Interests: | 100: altered states, androgyny, anti-republicans, artists' renderings, attempting to compose, banter, bathroom humor, being alone, being quiet, belt buckles, bisexuality, blue hair, booing, brilliant minds, classical music, cleverness, competing, crying when i'm happy, debauchery, dorks, embarrassing myself, equations, faulkner, freaks, free stuff, geeks, goldfrapp, gray matter, hair products, hard kisses, head trauma, higher-than-high heels, humor, i'm just a bill, intellectual pretentiousness, intelligence, irony, joking around, laughing when i'm sad, leather cuffs, literature, logic problems, losers, losing face, making others drive, making people laugh, making rules, maladroitness, math, monkeys, monty python, music, mythology, naming pets mr. furley, nerds, never going skiing again, not being scared, office supplies, oiling myself up, open minded people, pain, people in glasses, physics, piercings, playing piano, portishead, procrastinating, reading, realizing i'm right, recurring urticaria, red lips, repartee, sarcasm, satire, saying naughty things, scars, science, scratching until it bleeds, sex, shits and grins, shrubberies, silence, silliness, simians, skidding out of control, soft kisses, spankings, steinways, strangers with candy, tattoos, tension balls, the brain, the occasional smoke, treatable disorders, understanding, wasting my potential, wasting time, wit, working at the zoo, writing |
| Schools: | None listed |
| Friends: |  | 15: | automatic_kafka, baronessvarla, conditor_maloru, ednoled, eroz, girlwithaknife, jacquehyaena, jeffrock, johnnybadhair, kim_jong_il__, nanikore, quixoticmonkey, strixx, trumancoyote, zenespreso |  | 2: | atheist, ihearttattoos |
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| Account type: | Basic Account |
